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The Manager [furious]... [Turning to the CHARACTERS.] Who are you, please? What do you want?
The Father [coming forward a little, followed by the others who seem embarrassed]. As a matter of fact... we have come here in search of an author...
The Manager [half angry, half amazed]. An author? What author?
The Father. Any author, sir.
The Manager. But there's no author here. We are not rehearsing a new piece.
The Step-Daughter [vivaciously].So much the better, so much the better! We can be your new piece.
Luigi Pirandello, Six characters in search of an author, Act 1